J.P.'s definitions

8 mile

The biggest waste of an $8 ticket ever.

I hope that Eminem's movie career bombs after seeing his movie 8 Mile.

by J.P. May 28, 2003

ambition

1. An eager or strong desire to achieve something, such as fame or power.

I got ambitionz az a rider

by J.P. September 14, 2003

arminslet

A girl or woman with a poor sex life caused by the fact that she can only get wet by going to dance parties where DJ Armin van Buuren performs. By offering her body to this man she will reach orgasm, even though Armin is 10 feet away in the DJ boot. Because of the addictive nature of this feeling, an arminslet has to fly all over the world or else she will feel unhappy. Arminslets would never want a threesome, unless there's a black drummer involved.

After the arminslet saw Armin play 10 times in a week, she went back to the USA. Suddenly a hurricane hit Florida, but Armin wouldn't actually care about that.

by J.P. September 1, 2004

Porostosky

The name of the straw used in shrimping.

I can't find my Porostoky, I think I lost it up your ass.

by J.P. January 20, 2003

Pisskers

A Childish way of saying Cock

Piss-urinating

by j.p. May 16, 2003