Cotton Pontoon

A tampon is a mass of cotton or rayon; or a mixture of the two inserted into a body cavity or wound to absorb bodily fluid. The most common type in daily use (and the topic of the remainder of this article) designed to be inserted into the vagina during menstruation to absorb the flow of menstrual fluid.

Man she must be riding the Cotton Pontoon cause she is Bitchy!!

by Newftronics April 25, 2011

pontoons

This is a type of womens breast that when acted upon by gravity, they spread far off to the sides...much like women from National Geographic.

"She got the only pontoon titties...they smack against her knees when she is naked and shit."

by dirt burgler April 5, 2003

Porno Modus

Noun: The purpose of private browsing is to put <insert your browser> into a temporary state where no information about the user's browsing session is stored locally. Firefox currently handles the user's privacy with a feature in preferences to clear all private data. This feature forces the user to choose between having privacy (even if only momentary), and other useful features like browsing history, and saved passwords. Users should be able to go "off the record", they shouldn't have to shoot the reporter.

Fred: I got fired!
Bob: Why.
Fred: Surfing the net.
Bob: Should have had porno modus turned on dude!

by Dig"IT"al_Ninja June 9, 2009

Pootoxin

Smelly gas released after the act of a fart.

The stench of pootoxin lingered after Johnny farted.

by whatupsucka November 20, 2011

Newsfeed Porno

Newsfeed porno is when Facebook hackers hack people and post pictures of porn (mostly of teenagers). A lot of the pictures are photoshopped too.

Jasel: Hey bro, I was eating noodles while on Facebook when a Newsfeed Porno pic of Justin Bieber popped up.. totally just lost my appetite.
Poosh: Oh yeah I saw that one, I guess thats way worse than the Newsfeed Porno of that gymnast with the huge ass.

by sabear pats November 14, 2011

PORGO

Acronym for the term "Put Out or Get Out." Often after you bring someone back with the intention of hooking up they want to talk, cuddle, or tell you that they "aren't that kind of person" and are "not going to hook up with you." PORGO is a simple ultimatum to down to business.....put out or get out

We didn't come back to the bars just to cuddle, PORGO baby!!

by Kajmoney February 27, 2011

Pontoon

a fat chick

When she walks that pontoon's ass looks like two bulldogs trying to fight their way out of a bag

by Gabe Benitez July 18, 2011