totes comfy

Abbreviation for totally comfortable. Often used by girlfriends who make up rediculous abbreviations in baby talk, but unknowingly and ultimately demasculate their boyfriends
Come on babe you've been asleep on the couch for an hour, let's go to bed

But I'm totes comfy, I don't want to get up
by Kajmoney May 09, 2011
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PORGO

Acronym for the term "Put Out or Get Out." Often after you bring someone back with the intention of hooking up they want to talk, cuddle, or tell you that they "aren't that kind of person" and are "not going to hook up with you." PORGO is a simple ultimatum to down to business.....put out or get out
We didn't come back to the bars just to cuddle, PORGO baby!!
by Kajmoney February 10, 2011
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