Poptart

When someone is retarded or very dumb

Hey Jackson a poptart. He got a zero on the test.

by High_poptart May 20, 2024

poptard

An idiotic dad (pops), who behaves like a retard.

Daniel: Sorry I wasn't replying yesterday... My pops smashed my phone, cuz of my stupid homework.

Greg: Sheesh dude. What a freaking poptard he is!

by igyene June 10, 2024

poptartsy_

A really cool and talented artist! Probably one of the most cool artists you'll ever meet.

Wow I really love poptartsy_ their art is insane

by Mysticalcroissant December 19, 2024

Poptarded

A term to describe someone fat and retarded.
Noun: Poptard

Timmy: Paul is such a fucking poptarded idiot.
Paul: Hey I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
Timmy: see!?

by Areallyqwertyman March 22, 2025

Poptart

A nickname for Cameron Erickson

“Cameron Erickson was acting like a poptart”

by Tybr8kr November 1, 2025

Poptard

A retard who eats Poptarts excessively.

Hey look, Cleo's eating Poptarts again! What a Poptard.

by Starfighter8299 December 10, 2025

Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011