Pedo Bear

Someone in grade 12 attracted to only grade 9 girls or even younger to the point of illegal were you could be procecuted.

Matthew "Pedo Bear" Stan.....(Last 3 letter removed)

by Chodus March 27, 2008

Pardon My Non-French

Pardon my non-French can be said after one uses a curse word in either polite company, or not-so-polite company. For curse words such as F-Bombs, The "S" Word, and Dam spelled differently are clearly not of French origin--unless you are saying Foutre, Merde, or Zut! Then, perhaps it will be appropriate to use the more conventional, "Pardon my French".

As Suzie is walking into her mother's toenail trimmer shop, she trips and sprains her pinkie finger. "Fuck all! That fucking hurts!" Said Suzie. "Suzie!" "Pardon my Non-French", mum, but that hurt like a motherfucker!"

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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"

by Jessika Lynn Stone January 8, 2011

pedo

knowing someone’s birthday

person 1: when’s my birthday?
person 2: i think it’s april 4th
person 1: omg your such a pedo

by thegood1out February 8, 2018

Sweting like a pedo in court

Cornish Slang Cornwall England) to swet like hell)

Boy A I'm sweting like a pedo in court
Boy B well u would if u have been playing football(English Football)

by Ann The Ginger Man February 13, 2009

peadopile

(peadopiler) (peadopiling) A person who inappropriately pervs, leers & drools on unsuspecting males/females

Mike was a well known peadopile in his village

by Queen Chitty April 3, 2007

PedoFAIL

A PedoFAIL is paedophile who has been arrested for paedophilia and has failed.

The fucking PedoFAIL got caught in my kids bedroom.

by ZVK January 21, 2009

Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.

Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010