Funnel type thing for use by females who would rather urinate standing as opposed to squatting, ideal for use by bird watchers; cute hand puppet created by Alec, not to be confused with actual she-pee device.
"I wanna use a she-pee'
"Awww Sheepee" accompanied by a cutesy hand movement
"The hills are alive with... Sheepee!"
"Awww Sheepee" accompanied by a cutesy hand movement
"The hills are alive with... Sheepee!"
by Spastic Space Monkee October 3, 2009
Get the She-Peemug. Similar to a catch 22 but with peeing.
Sometimes when one wakes up in the morning needing to pee really bad, it might be accompanied by morning wood.
If thats the case then the guy is facing a Pee 22 because the strong need to pee is maintaining a hard on and the hard on is preventing him from peeing.
The only way to pee is by eliminating the hard on first.
Sometimes when one wakes up in the morning needing to pee really bad, it might be accompanied by morning wood.
If thats the case then the guy is facing a Pee 22 because the strong need to pee is maintaining a hard on and the hard on is preventing him from peeing.
The only way to pee is by eliminating the hard on first.
"The other day I had a pee-22 situation. I sat there for 10 minutes thinking of my grandmother jumping on a trampoline so that I can piss"
by kabeman October 18, 2009
Get the Pee-22mug. by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004
Get the ass peemug. A rancid odor your penis gives off after not washing it. Could be the cause of masturbating and not cleaning your penis off afterwards to not washing your penis.
by TheLevi October 25, 2010
Get the Stinky peemug. A black bird with blue or green feathers and black spots. It isn't a peacock, Stop trying to prove me wrong.
*Josie sends a picture of a beautiful cock of pee to the group chat*
Cassie: What a wonderful cock of pee
Shelby: It's a peacock, cass.
Cassie: No, It's a cock of pee
Cassie: What a wonderful cock of pee
Shelby: It's a peacock, cass.
Cassie: No, It's a cock of pee
by Cock of pee February 14, 2017
Get the Cock of peemug. Telling someone that they peed their pants while drunk when it was really you who peed. A piss frame of sorts.
by pooter diddler September 23, 2014
Get the Pee rusemug. {John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
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{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.
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{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.
by Telephony December 22, 2021
Get the pee the dogmug.