Dude-punch

The opposite of bitch-slap. Performed exclusively by women, the object is to break a nose.

Get away from me or I'll dude-punch your ass!

by MegKelso January 27, 2009

Punching smoke

How it feels to have sex with a girl that has a loose V.

What was Lucy like in bed?

it was like punching smoke man.

by ass-crack bandit June 11, 2019

Marshmallow punches

When someone punches someone with the worst force possible it feels as if you were getting a marshmallow thrown at you.

A really weak hit. Usually people with spaghetti arms give marshmallow punches

Someone who tries to hit you hard but it ends up so soft and full of fluff like a marshmallow

Mia:Wow, Arianna sure has marshmallow punches. But, on the contrary Johnave probably has marshmallow punches too.

Hunter: oooohhh

by Mialoveshunter August 1, 2012

Punch Lining

The act of repeating the funniest part of a joke or movie quote to your friends after they have all laughed at it, causing more laughter among the group.

Jeff: "dude that joke Chad told was hilarious."
Greg: "oh yea we were punch lining that one all night, it never gets old."

by Parkersaur December 10, 2011

punch the zombie

Male masturbation

Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014

Punching The Tarp

Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.

"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."

by Anemoneing July 5, 2012

Phoenix Punch

While penetrating the female in the anus you jerk yourself off with your hand fully in Vagina

Hey man what you doin tonight?
Idk, but I think this bitch is down to get Phoenix punched.

by Substance B June 11, 2018