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shit picker

someone who picks shit out of their butt.
"did you see how little billy was scratching his butt crack?" "yeah, he's a little shit picker."
by Bob May 13, 2005
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Pick up

To get a member of the opposite (or occassionally, same) gender's contact details so as to schedule a date.
So, did you pick up last night?
Man, movies are great places to pick up.
by Syn. September 3, 2005
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finger picking

Finger picking is a technique that can be used when playing the gutiar. Instead of using a guitar pick, you use your fingers to pluck the strings.


..and if you understand some music terminology:
As there is only a treble cleff for guitar notation UNLESS it is a bass guitar, when using the finger picking technique you can 'imitate' bass AND treble because you can pluck more than one string at a time. You can then play a song with rhythm and melody, as opposed to what you would usually be restricted to playing with a regular guitar pick (chords, and solos).
"I can play california dreaming finger picking style on my new Ibanez acoustic"
by hungry as fuck March 20, 2009
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Gene pick

A stupid, mainstream movie, that panders to the lowest common denominator and takes little thought to appreciate.
Jeff - "I just watched 'Employee of the Month' with Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson"

Josh - "Ugh....sounds like a 'Gene pick'."
by Slick Mittens December 4, 2010
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tattie picker

person of low education and poor personal hygene and questionable parentage with little or no connection to ireland who only attends chaple at weddings funerals christenings etc but claims to be of the roman catholic faith who in someway feels an attachment to all things irish and green
by The Bunnet January 20, 2009
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Cherry picker

A person who scores the goal after all the hard work has been done by others.

It is not necessarily a bad thing to be a cherry picker, as often, the person who does do the hard work is unable to finish the job himself.
Person 1: Sigh, stupid number 11 is such a cherry picker.
Person 2: Yes, but you can expect, number 23 to get the ball past 3 defenders and the goalie...
by kaldoscope July 24, 2010
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Pick up the cards

A polite way of telling to someone that you know they're (at least in your opinion) are talking bullshit and they should stop now.
The phrase is constructed from the popular modern card game "bullshit" in which when those that lie about the cards they put down and are caught are forced to pick up the cards in the pile. devo
Guy 1: "So then I was just in this Bottle-o and this chick asked me for a root and I was like 'yiew'"
Guy 2: "Pick up the cards gimp"

Player 1 "Three 2's"
Player 2 "Two fours"
Player 3 "Five fives"
Player 1 "your a retard, pick up the cards"
by Robo the guy February 23, 2011
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