apple pipe

An apple pipe is a makeshift smoking device. To make one only requires an apple and a pen/pencil and about 30 seconds of time.

Step 1) Pull out the stem of the apple.
Step 2) The indentation in the middle of the apple (where the stem was) is the bowl. Push the pen/pencil halfway through the apple, but DO NOT go all the way to the bottom.
Step 3) Remove the pen/pencil and shove it straight through the apple perpendicular to the hole you just made. This creates the mouthpiece and the carb.
Step 4) Pack the bowl, smoke, and enjoy!

Bob: "I've got the weed and a lighter, where's your pipe?"
Joe: "Oh shit I left it at my house!"
Bob: "No problem, there's an apple in the fridge and there's a pencil over on the table."
Joe: "Nice thinkin'!"

by Geist June 3, 2005

pipe eater

one who eats pipe, or sucks dick

guy 1- i heard jill went down on jack last night..
guy 2- i knew she was a pipe eater!

by SpunkiieChica August 17, 2007

tail-pipe

when someone has anal sex before loosing their virginity

Jennifer is a total tail-pipe

by fart brain March 30, 2015

Boston Pipeline

The act of shitting inside a comdom, putting it in the freezer for a night and then hitting your friends/enemies with it the following day.

I heard that tyler was so pissed he gave rob a boston pipeline the other day.

by Anonymous111595 April 2, 2010

Milwaukee Milk-pipe

When a group of girls masturbate with their friends into a huge bucket, then start spitting, pissing, shitting, and bleeding into the bucket. When filled, they tie a guy down and put a pipe in his mouth pouring their concoction down it for him to enjoy. They guy is choking as they continue to shit, spit, and piss on his body and make him worship their feet. They then take off their sweaty socks and submerge them with water they ring them out down the tube as he enjoys some sweaty foot juice.

Brandon: "Ultan did the Milwaukee Milk-pipe with Kat"
Andy: "Wooow. That is disturbing"
Ultan: "Whaut? (Trying to hide the obvious shit in his mouth)

by RudeDudeInTheMood June 23, 2014

Pipe Smoker

A man/woman who delights in the sucking of a plethora of cocks.

Dude 1: That dude in the pink shirt is a real fag.

Dude 2: Yeah he's a real pipe smoker.

by TV CAR April 8, 2010

fat pipe

A high-bandwidth internet connection.

Dude, you should come over and play games on my fat pipe! I have a 4ms ping!

by xyc0n February 12, 2009