Cabbage patch face

Someone with a fat face like a cabbage patch doll

My ex trish has a cabbage patch face

by Smalltalk0k December 06, 2015

paw paw patch

where all yolkels and hillbillys live

we sent him runnin straight back to the paw paw patch

by ameecia May 24, 2005

Sarasota Briar Patch

An old woman's thicket of pubic hairs.

I don't mind a little old tang now and then, but I can do without the Sarasota Briar Patch.

by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016

Cabbage patch bitch

A typically dishonest person that is fake/made of plastic (in a figurative sense).

That lying cunt Chelsy is a cabbage patch bitch.

by The grapist December 21, 2016

Sour Patch Children

A weird, but cooler way of saying sour patch kids (the candy)

See sour patch kids.

Cooper: "Hey, can I have one? What are those anyway?"

Anna: "Sour Patch Children, duh!"

Cooper: "Okaaay..."

by Anna! =) November 29, 2009

Greek Eye Patch

This is when a man has his dick in a woman's mouth and then pulls up his ball sack over one of her eyes. Easier done when she is lying down and is approached from the side of her face.

For a second there, she actually thought she went blind in one eye when she got the Greek Eye Patch.

by Johnny Ock September 30, 2006

cabbage patch

noun. "Chill out" zone in a dance club. Instantly recognisable as it commonly features humans in a vegetable- like state surrounded by clouds of smoke.

A: Where is Charlie?
B: Charle had too much to drink, you'll probably find him in the cabbage patch as he's not feeling too good.

by Ancharlavy February 28, 2005