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Mud Panda

An asian girl who only likes black guys
No Mark, you're too white, she's a mud panda
by DR. SHITASS April 3, 2023
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gooey panda

When a man takes a shit, freezes it, cums on it, freezes it again, then uses it as a dildo either for himself, another guy, or a distgusting whore.
guy 1: want me to gooey panda you?
guy 2: NO!! whats wrong with you, you sick fuck!
by gooeypanda October 19, 2009
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paddington bear

a sexual joke, in which a man receives head at a girls house, and right before busting a nut he grabs one of her stuffed animals and nuts on its head.
dude i totally paddington beared your sisters dolls, they're rank!
by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007
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Panda

Panda is a bear native to central-western and southwestern China. The Giant Panda was previously thought to be a member of the Procyonidae family. It is easily recognized by its large, distinctive black patches around the eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. Though belonging to the order Carnivora, the Giant Panda has a diet which is 99% bamboo. The Giant Panda may eat other foods such as honey, eggs, fish, yams, shrub leaves, oranges, and bananas when available. Also They rape fish.
by SexySmallBoy May 31, 2009
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padium

Chris, My cuzin made it up! ok? so dont be goin around taking his wordd hahah yeah i know its funny..like yo fACE hahah
p.a.d.i.u.m!!! JUST PADIUM
by amandaC June 9, 2004
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Fence Panda

A large or Smallmouth bass weighing over 5 pounds in weight. Mostly reffered in the south as a Fence Panda
I was fishing lilipads at a nearby lake yesterday and caught a fence panda, you should have seen the size of this fish.
by Yellow Thunder 21X July 20, 2011
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Narwhal Penetration-Panda Cuddle

The narwhal penatration panda cuddle is most commenly refered to as the last and missing page of the kama sutra. This being the case few know the proper stance though many improvise taking on the characteristics of both a narwhal and a panda. Supposedly there is one known master of the legendary technique. It is said that this young indian jew first found her love for the position when she accedentally fell into it while trying to wade through a rockus party.
Me: "Dude that girl priya, her favorite position is the narwhal penetration-panda cuddle"

Friend: "NICEE!"
by J.Keats March 11, 2010
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