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Ohio gauze eye mass 

A weeby way of saying good morning, a play on the romanji of ohayo gozaimasu.
Jim Carey: Ohio gauze eye mass!
Drew Carey: You're a weeb?!
Ohio gauze eye mass by NotMousse February 8, 2023

Ohio-level crazy 

When something is so crazy that it should be in Ohio.
Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.

Ohio Mud Swirl 

The act of giving someone a swirly while simultaneously giving it to them in the ass.
Ted gave Jerry an Ohio Mud Swirl in the bathroom last week.
Ohio Mud Swirl by BiggyHoss May 24, 2023

Ohio hitch 

(n.) In hay farming, when one of the strings around a rectangular bale breaks, a means of fixing it by tying one end of the broken string to the intact string on one end of the bale, running the string along the top of the bale, and tying the other end to the intact string on the other end of the bale.
Hey, that idiot Jason broke a bale. Do you remember how to use the /Ohio Twist?

That's not what it's called, you dunce. It's the Ohio hitch, and you do it by tying one end of the broken string to the intact string along one end of the bale, wrapping the string along the top of the bale, and then, after you compact the bale with your elbows, tying the other end of the string to the intact string on the other side of the bale.
Ohio hitch by RamRancher20 August 11, 2023

Ohio Skibidi Grimace Shake 

WARNING THIS WORD IS ONLY USED BY COL KIDDIES

Ohio Skibidi grimace shake can be broken down into three collections of dead internet culture:

Ohio:a reference to the only in Ohio meme

Skibidi:a reference to the online series skibidi toilet made for people aged -1

Grimace Shake: Coming from the grimace shake meme where people drank the grimace shake (a campaign made by Mcdonalds with a Happy birthday Grimace meal for their mascot grimace including 10 piece chicken nuggets medium fries and the grimace shake) and were kidnapped by Grimace

Overall This word is a collection of dead meme culture so can be used to describe something as unfunny
Damn Your jokes are really Ohio Skibidi Grimace Shake Can You Stop Saying The Same Jokes Over And Over Again

Ohio State University

A junior college located in Columbus, OH; known for its shitty football team and obnoxious fans.
Ohio State University by stockli September 16, 2005