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O.M.L. Syndrom 

Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.

symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.
Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"

Ken - "..who the old man over there?"

Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."

Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"
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Father of all grinders. This guy GRINDS. Simple as that. No more taking the easy way out, only the difficult path for those grindy enough to earn this nickname.
Man, he's such an O'Grind.

Look how big his melon is... that's an O'Grind.
O'Grind by AdsBerger May 10, 2018
A phrase that is used to effectively pass across a message in any given context but has no concrete meaning.
Person 1: Enter the voice channel, I have an idea I want to share
Person 2: O wronf

Person 1: The perfect phrase does not exis...
Person 2: O wronf

Person 1: I don't think I agree with anything you said over the past few minutes.
Person 2: O wronf
Person 1: Hmm... that changes things.
O wronf by allergic2morons November 2, 2020
Being shocked beyond all reason and no other words that can escape your mouth.

Can be used to express shock, grief, amazement, disbelief, annoyed, etc.
Guy 1: Who is Chuck Norris?
Guy 2: Are you serious?
Guy 1: Yea.
Guy 2: O dear.
O dear by Baron S. July 22, 2009

( o Y o ) 

hornyguy44: Send a pic of ur babylons pls!
erica43: ( o Y o )
( o Y o ) by dddman December 28, 2008
The standard "o_o" face coupled with an 'a' to indicate scratching of the head. The scratching of the head is also to indicate that the user is thinking, and also is used sometimes to indicate wonder or confusion.
Marine: Hey, what'd you do today?
Person: Hmm.. o_oa
o_oa by Marine December 5, 2003