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Note-per-time

The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person
Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up
by Ferixu September 26, 2022
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Half Note

The length of time it takes for a piccolo to stay in tune.
James: "Hey, I think that piccolo player stayed in tune for a whole note!"
Alex: "No, silly, everyone knows piccolo players can only stay in tune for a half note."
by owjiefi0 October 22, 2023
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corn hole note

Wait til you hear Super D let out a corn hole note!

Did you hear the sound of that corn hole note! He could have played a song!
by JAFRICIAN October 17, 2021
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g note

the first note of the song welcome to the black parade. upon hearing it fans experience great pain and sorrow.
by dr panther November 24, 2020
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Bro-note

Sleeping with a girl who denies having a boyfriend, but that you later find out does have a boyfriend. The Bro-note is leaving a note for the boyfriend under the toilet seat to let him know that it happened when he takes his next piss to spare him the misery.
My friend was such a bro the other weekend. He slept with this girl that claimed she was single, but later saw a picture of her boyfriend in her appartment. He then decided to do the only thing a real bro could do in that situation, leave a bro-note. Leave a note for the poor guy under the toilet seat that only he would lift for his next piss.
by Lukasbro123 January 18, 2018
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This Is Going In The Note

When someone wrongs you or says something so terrible that it's going to go in your suicide note. Could also be used to say it's going in your will as to why they won't get a cent.
I can't believe you just said that to me, this is going in the note. I'm not joking, I can't even share this with my therapist.
by sera proto April 29, 2025
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G Note

On a piano, the first note in the black parade by my chemical romance. It will trigger all emos, current and former, and they will lose their sHIT as they ugly-sob black eyeliner whilst screaming the lyrics. Triggers repressed feelings of emoness
Non-emo: hey, im learning piano! Wanna hear?

Emo: sure

Non-emo: *plays G Note*

Emo: *sobbing* wHEN I WAS-
by DeathIsMyNameMf December 20, 2021
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