Mikey

A fat usless bastard.

Mikey is a fat usless bastats.

by Applepsp May 16, 2020

Mikey McDonough

Mikey is a mole rat who styles his hair just like sonic the hedgecunt. He thinks hes big just because he wakes up early to go to the gym when in reality hes just a skinny asswipe. His only redeeming quality is that he kinda of looks like the demonic and unchristian offspring of Derek Zoolander and a fucking dead rat

"Ew tf is that?"
"Thats Mikey McDonough"
"Ew"

by Xx_Black Jesus_xX June 3, 2020

Mikey mitsuda

Shrimp dick

( Mikey mitsuda) has a shrimp dick that doesn’t satisfy women

by Isuckmikeysshrimpdick June 12, 2020

Mikey

Mikey is an overall junk boy allways shoving food up his throat and can never catch him without food down his throat

Omg he is eating again?
I know hes such a mikey

by Boris-johnson34 June 15, 2020

Mikeyboy

Mikeyboy The type that can’t and will never be killed.Every 5th of May is National Mikey day

That homie on something Mikeyboy shit, he can’t die

by Mikeyboy don’t die July 25, 2020

Mikey

A big bench man with a giant dick like Jesus Christ up above is it big it’s literally like 16 inches

Fucking hell mikey if you put that in my pussy I’ll die

by Hendobendoschlendo July 26, 2020

MikeyTang

Usually a person who lives young & wild but at the same time is always be aware of his surroundings. Also is usually very dedicated or determined to get things done.

That boy living... he living like MikeyTang

by Tufo Willy August 11, 2020