Matheen

Best person ever

omg her coochie is matheen (talented)

by matthew1223 January 7, 2021

Ripe Mathematics

1A veluptuate body. 2Full of afterthought with overstanding

She got some rich ripe mathematics

by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004

Trump Math

Any math concept, formula, or theorem that can’t be simplistically or half-accurately be explained in a tweet, or using 280 characters, is likely to be too complex or confusing to the millions of pro-Trump blue-collar or MAGA workers and alt-right “fine patriots.”

If you can’t explain any Trump math to an oft-morally bankrupt and mathematically challenged Trumpublican, QAnonist, or statistical evangelical, you probably don’t understand it yourself.

by Covido February 7, 2022

The Mathematics of Winnie the Pooh

Also known as “Xi Math.” When a dictator figured out that the political calculus in cracking down on democracy, imprisoning political opponents, green terrorists, and kidnapped reporters or publishers, without trial, and enacting a prolonged lockdown due to Covid-19 in spite of the economic costs, are worth the risks in securing a third-term or lifelong presidency via nationalistic means, such as indoctrinating students and teachers via his socialist writings, illegally annexing foreign lands, and sanctioning nations that side with Taiwan.

The mathematics of Winnie the Pooh shows that the odds of the power-hungry president trying to reunify autocratic China with the democratic Republic of China in coming decades are in his favor, as his life goal is to be the modern-day Mao of Taiwan.

by MathPlus September 5, 2022

Math

A school subject which consists of mostly useless shit than you will never use in your whole life.

The only things needed from it are Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication and Division. The rest - Integrals, Derivatives, Prime Numbers, Algebra, etcetera, etcetera, are all useless and will never be needed anywhere in life after school, unless you become a Rocket Scientist.

Person 1: Son, have you done your math homework?
Person 2: Why? It's all bullshit I will never use in my whole life.

by Xavier-Marxel January 12, 2010

math teacher

dumbest bitch to exist. watches porn on school computer. total creep.

Person 1: whose's that, is that joe?
Person 2: no, that's a math teacher.

by leoanardodavinci March 18, 2020

Zombie Math Titles

Out-of-print math titles whose covers, contents, or creators the present generation could still remember, because when they were students, teachers, or parents, these wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly books had positively impacted their mathematical learning or teaching, which were unsurprisingly bestsellers of their day.

Singapore’s zombie math titles of yesteryear like Fabian Ng’s “Process Skills in Problem Solving,” Dr Y H Leong’s “Challenging Problems in Mathematics,” and K C Yan’s “Mathematical Quickies & Trickies” had not only differentiated themselves from the sea of canned drill-and-kill titles, but they have since become an integral part of the local math education culture.

by Fasters February 5, 2022