by TinyCatNavy February 4, 2022
Get the Near messmug. by Captain Mess January 23, 2021
Get the Captain Messmug. 
Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke
by BShields90 March 27, 2022
Get the Mess of a blokemug. A text message (SMS) that is sent to multiple recipients, resulting in multiple replies that one can only respond to by extensive multi-tasking.
"I Mass-M-Mess'd the potluck party invitation to, like, 100 people, and now I need an Excel spreadsheet to figure out who's coming and who's bringing what?"
by Merlot69 April 30, 2009
Get the Mass-M-Messmug. Ope! You don't get rights now and you gotta do whatever we say forever now and we get to steal your stuff!
A retard "I guess you messed up big time huh?"
Hym "In the absence of a full audit of what exactly happened in relationship to this... It's safe to assume that the people saying things like that are just lying. Lying to avoid complicity and stealing to recoup theoretical losses. Like, the people who are doing the stealing... Are retards and alleged sister molesters. So, no. It can't be considered recouping losses because it isn't about what's being stolen. It's that they want me to be stolen from regardless of the cost to themselves. Be being stolen from is more important than the risk to children or the threats. So, don't let Destiny's retarded ass make up the imaginary rules for social interactions. I cannot allow you to do this to me. I don't need to stop you. You cannot stop me. This is the only dynamic that is relevant. I do not need to be accountable to you. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a bluff. You're just going to keep doing what you're doing and pretending you're not. Your only goal is to preserve the ability to manufacture mental illness as a way to circumvent the law. 'His words don't mean anything guys!' Ridiculous."
Hym "In the absence of a full audit of what exactly happened in relationship to this... It's safe to assume that the people saying things like that are just lying. Lying to avoid complicity and stealing to recoup theoretical losses. Like, the people who are doing the stealing... Are retards and alleged sister molesters. So, no. It can't be considered recouping losses because it isn't about what's being stolen. It's that they want me to be stolen from regardless of the cost to themselves. Be being stolen from is more important than the risk to children or the threats. So, don't let Destiny's retarded ass make up the imaginary rules for social interactions. I cannot allow you to do this to me. I don't need to stop you. You cannot stop me. This is the only dynamic that is relevant. I do not need to be accountable to you. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a bluff. You're just going to keep doing what you're doing and pretending you're not. Your only goal is to preserve the ability to manufacture mental illness as a way to circumvent the law. 'His words don't mean anything guys!' Ridiculous."
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
Get the Messed up big timemug. by Bill Mobley October 18, 2021
Get the Messmug.