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Masturbation

From the Latin Masturbare: to disturb or confuse, and Manstuprare: to defile and stupify with one's own hand (Manus).

Masturbation is the act of trying to gain sexual gratification from one's own genitals without a sexual partner. In our current society, we fail to see what the act of self pleasure really is. It is bred out of isolation and selfishness.

Our current culture has sold and commodified Sexuality, spreading the idea that Masturbation is natural. Do whatever you would like. I am not forcing you to take my position, but if you would like to know more then continue reading.

In the book 'Think and Grow Rich' by Napoleon Hill, Hill speaks on the power of what he calls Sexual Transmutation. Basically, he had found that men of great success learn to 'transmute' their Sexual energy aka "horniness" into their work or some other venture. Your Sexual energy is in fact very, very powerful. After all, it has the very power to create and bring another human being into this world, Just think what it could create if it was properly harnessed...
I'll end this giant wall of text I made with a few notable names of those who have practiced Sexual Transformation; Muhammad Ali(World Champion Boxer), Terry Crews(Actor), C. S. Lewis(Writer), Ralph Waldo Emerson(Writer), Sir Isaac Newton(Physicist), Sigmund Freud(Psychologist), Nikola Tesla(Inventor), Carl Jung(Psychologist), Steve Jobs(Apple), Mike Tyson(Boxer), Miles Davis(Famous Jazz musician), Abraham Lincoln and many many more
Marxism is the 'Masturbation' of Ideologies,

all it does is leave you feeling cold and empty inside...
by Radical~Will~i8am September 23, 2020
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NPR Masturbation

"Do you listen to This American Life?" - John
"It's a pretty good candidate for NPR masturbation." - Charlene
by ImaHonky April 19, 2009
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Manstruation

A man's version of a period with involves random waves of unexplained anger that would appear to be for little to no reason.
"I think he was on his Manstruation cycle because he broke the remote for no reason".
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Manstruation

Something that happens every other day, and is NOT the same as menstruation. It is when a man becomes irritable, experiences cramps and bleeds from his willy. As shops do not stock male sanitary products, the man often resorts to using tissues or bits of scrap cloth to absorb the bleeding. Unlike menstruation, manstruation happens every other day and only lasts around 10 hours.
"Woah Mike are you experiencing manstruation? Don't worry I've got some toilet paper in here somewhere."
by raddest_kid_around67 February 5, 2021
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masturbation rush hour

The time where no one is home and someone is coming home and your masturbating
Jim was having a good time during masturbation rush hour right before his family came home
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Masturption

Pretty straight forward. Its when you get Interrupted whilst you are masturbating.
*Joe is Masturbating*
Carlos: Hey Joe I was wond--
Joe: DUDE, that was a total masturption.
by RaawrWords October 28, 2016
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masturbation procrastination

When you throw all your responsibilities out the window and just masturbate.
Damon didn't finish his project until the last minute because he was too busy with masturbation procrastination.
by dddisaster November 29, 2016
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