mangle dangle

The process of slightly severing the penis from one too many "dick in a box" performances.

Did you hear about Justin Timberlake? He was hospitalized because of a severe mangle dangle.

by FreakStorm January 9, 2014

manoe

A man's canoe, typically very ugly and unappealing to women.

Man: "Hey, come check out my manoe. I just finished spray-painting it camoflauge. That way fish won't see it as good. Isn't she a beauty?"

Woman: "At first I was feeling really excited abut our date because I knew he had a pickup truck, but when he pulled up with his manoe on top I ran back inside."

by Snozona February 19, 2014

manhole-chills

When yo girl go down on you, and she gets a little freaky past the testicles, she decides to penetrate your asshole. During the process you accumulate chills in your manhole.

This bitch's fingers do wonders and give me manhole-chills.

by gmonkeyandfriends August 18, 2016

Mandles

Where you cum inside a chick, let it go hard, remove it and put it around your house as a scented candle.

Went over to Marty's house last week, he must do some freaky shit because he had mandles all around his house, smelt nice though!

by DirtyMikee October 15, 2016

manblems

When you telling a hoe about your man Problems.

Im having manblems said Felicia

by manblems November 13, 2016

manhole

the front door to Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael and Splinter.

the black part of a mans soul.

and,
i suppose if you gay you could go for a man hole.

"pizza delivery..?"

"i had my heart sucked down this manhole."

"My manhole needs service"

by Mer1death November 17, 2016

Mangled meat

When your vagina looks like it's been run through a meat grinder

My boyfriend leaves the light off during sex because he's afraid to see my mangled meat

by Ju1975 January 20, 2017