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Magic Black Smoke

This type of smoke emits from a car or truck when it finally fails on you. This type of smoke is magical because it means it will NEVER run again.
Me: hey Joe, Why is Elmo kicking the crap out of his truck?
(Elmo in backround):YOU STUPID POS TRUCK *SMASH*
Joe: Magic Black Smoke came out of his tranny
Me: aw crap, well it is a dodge.

Magic Eight Ball Text 

Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"
"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"

"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"

magic bean 

another term for clitoris, but can also be used for the vagina in general.
"can you believe she got some magic bean last night?"
magic bean by plantmomaha July 31, 2017

Magic voodoo dick

When a guy you only want to hook up with hits it so good and right the first night you end up liking him even if you don't wanna. That's the magic voodoo dick.
Girl. Remember that guy I was just gonna hook up with for fun? Well he must have that Magic voodoo dick because I caught feelings.

If you dick her down just right with that magic voodoo dick she'll like you even if she dont wanna.
Magic voodoo dick by Ms.Ten April 18, 2018

magic dirt 

Magic Dirt is an Australian rock band, formed in 1992 in Geelong, Australia. The band has released several albums to date.

Current Line-up:
Adalita Srsen (vocal, guitar)
Dean Turner (bass guitar)
Raul Sanchez (guitar)
Adam Robertson (drums)

Discography:
Friends In Danger (ANDA, 1996)
Magic Dirt (USA Only Release) (Dirt Records, 1996)
Magic Dirt (Europe Only Release) (Subway Records, 1997)
Young & Full Of The Devil (ANDA, 1998)
What Are Rock Stars Doing Today (WEA, 2000)
Tough Love (WEA, 2003)
The Magic Dirt Concert last night was awsome
magic dirt by potta September 19, 2005