Muppet

Someone who has had so much plastic surgery and/or botox, their lips no longer move and they must speak only using the motion provided by their lower jaw.

We saw this hot looking woman, but she had so much face surgery she looked like a muppet when she spoke.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Muppet

of "what the fuck" when u see a quote from ur gf in her acquitqances profile after she mentions it to me

T.M. You Muppet.

Patience... Is All It Takes....

YEAHH RIGHT!

by nomodelagency December 28, 2005

muppet

A dead body. Can also be used for someone who you want to be dead.

"I would come to the local, but I've got a muppet in the boot of my car."
or
"Don't try me, you muppet."

by Doyle September 6, 2004

mupputo

the younger, retarded, little cousin ofnaruto, also known as muppet, porro, bushface

man, mupputo can never do his jutsu right, he keeps summoning dicks instead of toads!

by William Loyd Webber May 23, 2004

Muppet Entry

When your friend is visibly too drunk to be allowed into a club by a bouncer, you 'prop' him or her up, put their ID in their hands and tell them what to stay (without slurring!); albeit in a condescending tone.

Then, despite your best efforts - the idiot stuffs it up and STILL doesn't get in.

*See also: Puppet Entry*

"Billy was so trashed the other night, we tried a puppet entry but he STILL stuffed it up - Total Muppet Entry"

by Kevin Munro May 10, 2008

Muppet Mower

Someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. Much more affectionate than a carpet muncher.

Dude, Leslie is such a muppet mower. Did you see her all over that girl last night?

by EERW August 25, 2008

Miss Muppet

Also kown as Alexandra, the word can be used when you see someone wee themselves and a guy chat up youre boy friend or when a blonde comment was made.

Miss Muppet: On the menu it has chicken of the sea, is it just chicken covered in fish sauce ?

Waiter: I think you are confused, its tuna

Miss Muppet: Ok I will hae he 15kg lobster then please.

by Tommy20007 August 7, 2006