mom muff

A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.

Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!

Love me, love my mom muff.

by mommuff June 24, 2014

taco muff

camel toe seen on some women.

check out her taco muff!

by ja'mie kingly May 22, 2010

muff nug

The bottom part of a muffin. Yummy!!

Sara: Want some of my muff nug?
Stephanie: dude thats sick!
Sara: wHAT! its a nuff mug...
Stephanie:*Crickets*its still sick.

by Sara Groutage March 30, 2009

muff scrunch

One grabs a muff and scrunches it - using a motion you would to scrunch paper. Can also be followed up with scratch and sniff.

I got muff scrunched this morning.

by SpudDud December 9, 2016

Muff Monster

Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.

I heard she was a total muff monster.

by Penni234 March 10, 2018

muff mafia

a militant feminist

yeah, she's in the muff mafia

by B0bz0rillo July 11, 2011

Muff Stuffing

Cock blocking, but done to a female. The female version of being cock blocked

1.) "Gladys you totally muff stuffed me on the shuffle board court earlier"
2.) "Stop muff stuffing me Becky!"
3.) "Yo watch this, I'm totally going to muff stuff this chick"

by MuffStuffcreator69 April 27, 2021