Muff Heavy

When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.

Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.

by CrazyRetard July 7, 2011

Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.

I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.

by Rook34 November 8, 2023

Muff-bluff

When a man tucks his genitals between his legs to pose as a female, then exposes his genitals revealing to any viewers the horrible truth.

I was banned from a web chat site because I was tired of dudes flashing me, so I gave them a muff-bluff

by bringerofgoodtimes April 3, 2011

taco muff

camel toe seen on some women.

check out her taco muff!

by ja'mie kingly May 22, 2010

muff unicorn

A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus

I asked this dude to eat me out from the back but he was being a total muff unicorn.

by Mustache-rider806 June 12, 2023

sloppy muff

A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.

Dude, do you remember that girl I went home with yesterday night? She had the worst sloppy muff.

by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016

stink muff

A dirty ,smelly pussy!!!

I just banged your mom and her rat stink muff!

by Kazzzaaammm September 4, 2016