Mossy

Singular: mossy; Plural: mossi.

A mossy is a bald man who appears at your house one day and starts to live there. His day consists of waking up, eating breakfast with you, going to work, and returning home in the evening and going to bed, only to repeat the process in the morning.

Paul: Who's that dude in your house?
Jim: That's my Mam's new boyfriend. He's such a mossy!

Fred: I think I've got a mossy living in my house.
Andrew: You think that's bad, I've had multiple mossi living in my house over the past few years. All my Mam's old boyfriends.

by P1mp-My-Giraffe January 25, 2011

mosse

not quite a mob, bigger than a posse.

"man im lovin this party yeh, my crew all here, we're on some mosse shit."

by thom1237 March 4, 2009

MOSSLE-TOFF

this word can be used in many situations of rage or terror... use this word wisely for it is only used for emergencies... this word may be credited to Colbster and Ash-Pu-Tash...

"Holy MOSSLE-TOFF!"
"lets get the MOSSLE-TOFF out of here!"
"oh my MOSSLE-TOFF!'
"stop being such a fricken MOSSLE-TOFF, little terd bomber!!"
"MOSSLE-TOFF YOU!"

by Mossle Toff June 18, 2008

Mosse

A mini posse; consisting of less then ten people that roll with you, with the safeties off.

Rollin to the spot with my mosse.

Call up the mosse to see if they want to chill.

by Cuzzy Heido January 8, 2011

mossimo

An unbelieveably hairy pussy/dick

Her poon was sooo mossimo!

by Hugh Jass September 5, 2003

Mossage

Of or pertaining to a homosexual's message marked by overly excited remarks like "OMFG" or "holy Cher that was amazing". Usually the font is a dead giveaway consisting of large, curvy pink letters all in caps.
The word is pronounced: (moe')-ssage i.e. homomessage minus the ho and replacement of the me.

Yestarday I checked Tom Cruise's away mossage and it said, "OMFG BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN IS COMING OUT SOON I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TWO HOTT MEN KISSING...p.s. i love you katie."

by Matthew Brian December 5, 2005

mossback

a very conservative or reactionary person, especially one with old fashioned beliefs or values

I don't need to listen to an old mossback to know that things are messed up.

by The Return of Light Joker October 24, 2011