Mexican Capacity

When a place or establishment that you are at has reached it's Mexican population limit.

Phil: A mexican just walked in
Steve: Oh damn, we are at mexican capacity

by yourrealname March 25, 2009

Mexican Castration

...can happen as a result of carrying Mexican i.e. sans pistol holster/proper retention device--gun usually tucked into waistband.

Literally: to accidentally blast one's own genitalia off via a negligent discharge of a firearm that is being "carried Mexican."

Mexican castration almost happened to Plaxico Burress when his (.40 S&W) Glock 23 went off and struck him in the thigh at that New York night club because he had his piece tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants. But seriously, despite the fact that he could have shot his own balls off, who wears sweatpants to a nightclub?

by 3^3=27 September 19, 2009

Mexican Mortar Strike

Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.

The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.

by Jameson Vandersnatch September 6, 2011

Mexican Muzzleloader

When a man puts chewing tobacco in his mouth spits it out on a womans vagina and starts to have sexual intercourse

mark: did you hit it?
Steve: yea bro she let me do a mexican muzzleloader

mark: hell yea!

by Themanalive November 7, 2011

Mexican Hotdog

A hotdog served on a warm bun, topped with ketchup, honey mustard, relish, mayo, pickles, tomatoes, jalepenos and onion. This dish was ovecoarse created authentically be Mexicans.
Also any hotdog with many condiments on it.

Man, that mexican hotdog had everything on it!

by Headladn June 27, 2014

Mexican Tap Water

A beverage consisting of 1 part Corona, 1 part mule piss, and a generous portion of tequila. Serve in a quart glass, rimmed with cocaine and a wedge of sod.

The tradition of rimming the glass with cocaine began as a trick by bartenders so as to counteract the effects of the massive amounts of alcohol in the Mexican Tap Water. The cocaine would keep the customer from passing out, allowing him or her to keep drinking.

by MurphyMonster April 16, 2015

Mexicali

The capital border-city of Northern Baja California Mexico.
the name derives from the union of two words: MEXIco-CALIfornia.
Similar to its U.S neighbor city.
CALEXICO: CALifornia-mEXICO

Mexicali is one of the hottest cities, with a record temperature of 125*F.

by nattyEd November 9, 2008