chubby loli

The most delicious of FICTIONAL character.

Chubby lolis combine two of the best things on Earth: thiccness and cuteness!

by DFChest August 26, 2024

Plane loci

Plane loci is the cool, math-nerd way of saying "a set of points that share a common property" in a two-dimensional space. It's like the VIP club of geometry where only points that obey a certain rule can hang out. This term is often used to describe circles, ellipses, lines, and even more complex shapes in the plane.

Dude, you can't just draw random points; they have to be part of the plane loci defined by the equation!

by Phieyl September 9, 2023

Illegal loli

A loli but underaged

Wait thats an illegal loli, make sure you id her first.

by 8299 June 7, 2024

oppai loli

oppai lolis are an enemy for healthy society.
IF they exist, then God isn't real and civilization is DEAD.
If oppai lolis exist, do the final solution protocol of total T-OL-D
Total Oppai Loli Death to be enacted to save globally the human morality.

"Hey teach do you want to release your milk in my big mushy two pillows?"

"No... But... Uh..."

"Well, do you want a taste of oppai loli boobs?"

"Uuhh.hh.h.h..... Please, Jesus Christ.."

by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t March 10, 2025

Shotacon/Lolicon

The existence of "shotacons" and "lolicons" dates back to the Second World War, when Hitler was wiping society of the people he considered subhuman. He deemed the shotacons/lolicons subhuman because of their mental and physical delays due to them being severely inbred and overweight. The shotacons/lolicons were sent to the gas chambers, but the Nazis didn't have enough time to gas them all because of how diabolically obese they were; multiple of them didn't fit inside the gas chambers. Today, shotacons/lolicons always wine and compare themselves to those who suffered under the Nazis during the Second World War. Also; the majority of shotacons/lolicons honour their inbred ancestry by stroking their shit to incest hentai and fanfiction.

The springs of the mattress collapsed under the lolicon/shotacon's great mass, "holy shit!" Their mother cried, "when will you free me from this hell and go lose some weight?" She asked. "Not now mom, I'm gooning to lolis and shotas." Replied the shotacon/lolicon.

Then their mother was forced to exist the house as the overwhelming stench emanating off the shotacon/lolicon was killing her. She decided it was enough, then she unplugged the wifi router and prayed that that will motivate the shotacon/lolicon to lose some weight or atleast go for a walk.

And go for a walk they did. The shotacon/lolicon walked (waddled, actually that's too generous) they dragged their obese, blubbering; undulating body towards the local elementary school where they immediately busted everywhere and raped all of the 5 year olds in sight.

by Valk88 December 3, 2025

diavolo but loli

A person from mjjg which is kinda cool, but begs for mod 24/7, is also married to Diavolo but Succubus

diavolo but loli: hi
sold: hi
diavolo but succubus: PLS MARRY ME

by sold from mjjg July 2, 2021

"Son of a Loli" Challenge

An extremely dangerous social challenge. Ones who's consequences are not fully understood; nor recorded. You walk up to the cutest boy you know and pick a verbal fight by looking him straight in his big beautiful eyes, and with nothing buy jealous hatred in you heart say to him "You Son of a Loli".

Dang, Can you believe that Jay Z did the "Son of a Loli" Challenge to Justin Timberlake?!

by Gemini Virtue August 8, 2021