Jose Mendez 

Tend to get mad, lie, and buy a lot of fake stuff off of Mercari, wish, and ioffer.

Example: fake lv belts

fake off white

fake supreme

says he gets girls, but where they at

Where different size shoes

Person 1- what did u buy
Jose- more fake stuff off Mercari like more fake off white, some fake supreme, and another fake lv belt

So this is what Jose Mendez means

Jose Mendez by xx I buy fake stuff xx June 8, 2018

Jose Ole 

The act of someone pooping into someone else's butthole.

"So I hear Frankie really enjoys Jose Oles."

Jose Ole by HotPocket3390 August 16, 2012

Jose Loredo 

Jose a guy who doesnt like being in a serious relationship. He makes you think hes going out with you and then cheats on you, possibly even in your face. A guy that doesnt give a fuk wat you say. A guy that just likes to fool around with you, gets you in bed and then acts like he never knew you. Doesnt text you back or anything. He even fuks girls that have boyfriends. Dont go out with Jose Loredo he is bad news

Jose Loredo: I wanna get that bitch in bed!

Jose Loredo by Bvb*123 July 16, 2011

jose franco 

A Kyke, Cousin Loving, Ass Uncle Fucker

Jose Franco is an Ass Ramming Uncle Fucker.

jose franco by Papi Lobo July 30, 2017

Jose'd 

Right after a guy cums inside a girl she goes and has sex with another guy.

One female friend of mine has a term for this, it's called "Making him eat Jose's cum," or, "Jose'd."

In her younger days she had a main squeeze, Jose, and she'd fuck him, let him bust inside of her, then she'd go on to the next guy and have him eat her out and fuck her later that night. She did this to countless guys.

From reddit

Jose'd by ijosedyou November 25, 2011

Jose-Luising 

The act of performing piano where the performance is preceded, presented, and usually ended with massive amounts of douchefaggery. This type of behavior includes, but is not limited to, defecating on stage, urinating on stage, conducting unsuspecting chamber music members during the concert (must not be done in rehearsal to maximize effect), mistreating your host family, choking small mammals with ignorance, talking with a faggotesque accent, not knowing where the trash can is in one's own home, giving self-centered, shitty thank-you speeches, and playing such songs as "My Amazingly Well Adapted Piano Version of Home Sweet Home" as an encore.

It is very difficult for anyone to pull off truly Jose-Luising a performance, save for the man himself. In fact, this editor has rarely see it done. It can be assumed that in order to achieve the proper focus for such a difficult task that one must already have certain prerequisite character definitions: Wealth, over-gelled over-styled hair, a small penis, a predisposition towards small boys, an otherwise homophobic attitude, and most importantly, a small gerbel glued to a large rod held in place with a tape gun and jammed firmly up an individual's arse.

Man, that guy is completely Jose-Luising that performance....I'll be washing the urine out of my hair for days!

Jose-Luising by Moritati April 5, 2008

Jose Rampage 

a series of acts of civil disturbance, property damage, harassment, fighting vandalism and theft that occur while blacked out from drinking Jose Cuervo.

Passerby - Shit, that's the guy that was kicking side view mirrors off cars and then beat up that kid that tried to stop him.

Jose Rampager - So I've been told. If the po-lice ask I didn't do it but apparently I was on a Jose Rampage last night. Don't judge.

Jose Rampage by Tyrannoryan May 20, 2009