Slim Jim

When a female rips off a male's genitals then puts it in an oven and cooks it 1-3 hours, then uses it for a strap on for use on her sexual partner.

Johnny was walking down the street when Maria suddenly spotted him, then pulled down his pants, tore off his genitalia, ran home, baked them at 450 degrees, then invited her partner to gang bang with still festering detached Wang. Johnny then ran down the street screaming. Guess he wasn't too fond of the slim Jim he received!!

by festeringfetus December 27, 2010

The Slim Jim

When you give a girl anal for so long your dick turns brown and you have her suck the shit off of your dick like she was eating a slim jim
**Anthony**

My girl love the slim jim after anal

by A-town stay down November 7, 2007

Jim Pitts

"Jim Pitts" is slang for "gym pits", or someone carrying a strong odor of perspiration as if coming after a gymnasium workout.

"I can't handle being anywhere near Jim Pitts over there."

by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006

trim jim

A situation where one may have the opportunity to have sex.

Justin's crush will be at the wedding he's going to, so he's stepping into the trim jim.

by big-joe December 6, 2016

Slim Jim

Someone's wife who has an eating disorder and tans so much their skin turns brown and wrinkles.

I'm gonna go home and snap into my slim jim.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

jim brown

a jim brown is a rare specimen with a admormel head biggness :)

look at that guy down there looks like a jim brown

by ZAYDERRAPTER September 12, 2019

Jim Gaffigan

That one really funny comedian who always fat shames himself even though he's not an actual fat person.

I just went to a live show of Jim Gaffigan and I couldn't stop laughing!

by GrainTrain March 11, 2018