dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock

Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021

juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.

He's Juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool

Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch

by Slack rat May 19, 2023

11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

inch

it means that you are small, you dont measure in feats?

dude, its only inches?!!!??!?!?

by ppgenerator February 6, 2023

Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating

Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

Add an inch to that order

Asking to grow your penis longer

I’d like a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and a large coke

Anything else sir?

Yeah can you add an inch to that order please?

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019