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one inch wonder

Someone that has nothing on them over an inch, kind of like everything is a dollar at some dollar stores.
When they got done running over her brother, he was an inch thick, like a pancake. He was a one inch wonder.
by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021
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inch shit

An insufferable short person.

Just like those one inch shits that hurt and are annoying!
by Shortykings March 21, 2024
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1ml short of an inch

“1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.

Close, but not quite there.

Almost there.

Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.

Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.

Close but no cigar.

If you had brains you’d be dangerous.

If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.

It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.

The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
I followed the recipe exactly, except I swapped sugar to salt. Turns out I was 1ml short of an inch
by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025
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inch

it means that you are small, you dont measure in feats?
dude, its only inches?!!!??!?!?
by ppgenerator February 6, 2023
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Add an inch to that order

I’d like a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and a large coke

Anything else sir?

Yeah can you add an inch to that order please?
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a dicks inch

A dicks inch refers to a variable of different measurements. A dicks inch could mean 1 inch, 3 feet, or even a mile. You can change said measurement to your liking
“I’m a dicks inch away if beatin your ass
“On a map, Tulsa and OKC are only a dicks inch away”
by Lil Fence September 22, 2019
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11 and a half inches

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.
by EmsyXx October 10, 2020
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