Ice fishing

Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.

- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Ice Nigga

Phrase used to describe an eskimo or other igloo inhabiting race.

Why don't you go eat some more whale fat, you dirty baby seal killing ice nigga!

by Dick Rickshaw July 22, 2008

nigga ice

Tricky ass ice that be lookin like water. Black ice.

Tyrone: "I almost slipped on that patch of ice yesterday"
DeShawn: "What happened?"
Tyrone: "My bro was all like - Watch out for that nigga ice!!!"

by Alimighty March 07, 2011

black ice

When you take a shit, freeze it and then smash it through someone's window

Victim: "Aww man, someone smashed my window... and someone shat on my carpet! What are the chances?"
Wise Elder: "Thats no coincidence my friend, you've been black iced"

by Sati December 14, 2009

ice cram

when someone crams ice cream up their ass

"Dude, my butt's cold."
"That's because you've been ice crammed... by me."

by Stuffattack May 01, 2010

vanilla ice

Got hung off of a balcony by Suge Knight, because he refused to sign over the rights to 'ice ice baby'. He later said he thought it was a good thing because the extortion financed the careers of tupac and snoop dogg.

Vanilla Ice gets extorted on a daily basis, cause everyone knows he'll just pay you respect for robbing him a few years later.

by Mortenson January 26, 2004

Smirnoff ice

Contrary to the other listed definitions , is not a bitch drink with low alcohol content. In fact it has MORE alcohol content than the average beer. It also tastes WAY better. Drinking piss does not make you more of a man.

Scenario 1

Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)

Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!

Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label

Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS 4.2% ALC AND SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?

Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.

Scenario 2 :

Guy 1 : (Is drinking Smirnoff ice)

Guy 2 : Smirnoff? Lol fag!

Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)

by The-Truth873405705 August 06, 2011