hoople

comes from the book, "Mott The Hoople" in which the character is a lazy, preferring to work as little as possible, earning money on the side by running every scam going. He's also a gambler and not a very good one at that.

That guys a real Hoople

by someguy87 May 6, 2006

hoopty

An enormous boat of a vehicle usually sported by ghetto queens or hick adolescents. Almost always appears in lime or puke green, although bondo is my favorite look. The lack of power steering makes this dinosaur turn like a son of a gun! When seen in ghetto queen fashion, add 8-12 kids piled in every square foot of this gentle giant.

Known for incredibly loud mufflers... if any.

" Is big momma back from da' store with my hoopty?"

"Nice hoopty... Josh"

by Saysitlikeitis March 18, 2004

hooptie

Any car that has been pimped out at the Wal*Mart high school car section. Such enhancements might include but are not limited to the following: a peeling do-it-yourself tint job, chain links around the license plate, plastic hubcaps (4.99 when they've been rolled back), racing pads covering the seatbelts, excessive use of window decals, a sound system right out of the Wal*Mart electronics section, an overly aggressive after market spoiler.

Look at Freshman Dave rollin' in his hooptie to the pep rally.

by Neil August 7, 2003

Hooper

A prosperous word for old cheese.

The girl stank even worse after eating hooper.

by A???? April 28, 2006

Hooped

1. A slang description of the act of someone being ass fucked by someone with a big dick which leaves their asshole gaping. Typically used to metaphorically describe a situation where you've experienced hardship and are unable to do anything about it.

2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.

1. Guy one - "Hey man, did you see how I got lag-slashed in dark souls?"

Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!"

2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."

by Jo the Jo December 27, 2017

hoopty

any vehicle that is in such bad shape that it defies all laws of physics that it even is operable. When taken to the quickie oil change place, the manager tells you to keep the oil and change the car!

Hey Larry, you still drivin' that hoopty?

by bamacuda June 30, 2008

Hoops and YoYo

two diabolical miscreants who derive extreme pleasure through song and dance. Often causing minor riots from sugar obsessed ten year olds. HYPERACTIVE HELIUM SUCKING CARTOON COMEDY DUO!

Ater three Smirnof Ice you are so Hoops and YoYo!

by Sparrowhauk June 30, 2010