midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.

I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.

by biffula July 31, 2007

Trojan War Helmet

The gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet.

*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp

"Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours."

by Fat Goose January 12, 2016

Polish the War Helmet

A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.

I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Camaro Crash Helmet

See Mullet.

Camaro crash helmet

by Tinklebritches June 25, 2009

trojan war helmet

Draping you wang over the forehead and nose of the unsuspecting victim, therefore resembling a trojan war helmet.

Dude, Jerry was sitting in the chair and I snuck up behind him and gave 'em the old trojan war helmet.

by ECGXChuck April 19, 2006

roman warrior helmet

Invovles placing one's testicles over the partners eyes while placing the penis over the bridge of the nose. Similar to arabian eye goggles.

My girlfriend loves my roman warrior helmet.

by Josh January 4, 2004

Roman War Helmet

Involves placing the testicles onto a partner's eyes and the shaft of an erection along the nose, simulating a Roman War Helmet.

Caeser absolutely loved to recieve Roman War helmets from Marcus Aureleous...

by DJHeadUp January 30, 2003