Hate Crimes Helicopter

The only semi-mythical rapid transportation device which takes large numbers of British police officers to the scene of a suspected bacon sandwich eating or pronoun offence, whilst burglaries and violent crime go completely uninvestigated. Some forces, such as the Met, have multiple HCHs in order to deal with particularly severe incidents such as a schoolchild pointing out that men are taller than women or that most muggers are black.

'Couldnt sleep last night, the Hate Crimes Helicopter was out again'
'Hmmm, vibrant'

by MenoPaws November 2, 2018

helicopter

when a male takes his penis and spins it really fast to take off flying like a helicopter

look at richard dahlin helicopter that ho

by mhswres2 May 23, 2010

Apache Helicopter

A sexual identify that is unfunny af. When you think that your gender is an A.H your are just unfunny. Its a dead meme.

Question: Do you like donats?
1. Yes! (8%)
2. No! (2%)
3. Apache Helicopter!!!!!11eleven!!! (90%)

by Tinec January 3, 2018

I sexually Identify as a Russian attack helicopter

I sexually Identify as a Russian attack helicopter DONT BE SEXIST

Did you know rob sexually identified as a Russian attack helicopter now he is a sponge. I sexually identify as a Russian attack helicopter

by Jude8382881 July 27, 2020

Attack Helicopter

An unfunny joke used mainly by transphobes and right wing losers

Conservative: I identify as an attack helicopter
Normal person: I identify as not funny

by I will destroy your fragility December 21, 2019

Attack Helicopter

Attack Helicopter is a joke used to invalidate genderfluid, poly gender, and mainly non binary identities. Normally used by people who's brains are too small to understand the pretty simple terms use by genderfluid, poly gender, and non binary people to express their gender. This joke is looked down upon by most people who have enough brain cells to see how it affects people who are targeted by this joke, especially the LGBTQIA++ community. It is not anything besides a joke used by idiots to hide their lack of basic knowledge.

" I came out to Jeremy as agender yesterday, and he said he identified as an attack helicopter, obviously not understanding."

by manyheartsbroken October 17, 2020

helicopter rides

to swing your cock in a circular motion.

i teased her with helicopter rides so she could check out my junk.

by dagodav July 14, 2006