Epileptic Handjob

Taking advantage of an opertunity to be ejaculated by an epileptic during an epileptic fit

There was a guy having an epleptic fit on the floor, I placed my cock in his hand for an epileptic handjob, and jizzed more than he was foaming at the mouth.

by livin the dre4m January 3, 2010

Minnesota Handjob

When your partner uses there elbows instead of hands to give a handjob

"Yo Sarah gave me a nice Minnesota handjob last night"

by DJ chrispysoc October 18, 2016

Boss Lady Handjob

A "handjob", generally in the morning before she's fully awake, where a girl strokes a man's balls while he beats the yogurt cannon. 10% of the effort, 100% of the recognition.

Yeah, I was trying for some morning sex, but Lori was groggy from last night. She just gave me a Boss Lady Handjob and we went and got bagels.

by Cupcake Republiq June 17, 2016

champagne handjob

When a girl sabers off the head of an erect penis, like the cap of a champagne bottle.

Man1: "What happened to Carol? Last I heard she was in prison."
Man2: "Yeah, she went crazy and gave her boyfriend a champagne handjob."

by tman90 January 11, 2011

Indirect Handjob

When a guy sends or recommends porn to another guy.

It's perfectly normal for brothers from other mothers to give each other Indirect Handjobs. That's part of becoming a man, being exposed to such things.

by Yandereperson January 6, 2011

Handjob in (my) Neck

Introduced to by the world famous rapper Lil Mosey in his rap song "Go Stupid" getting a Handjob in one's neck referres to a prostitute that gives you a 50$ handjob. Proudly looking down, upon ejaculation she points your penis too high that it accidentally land in your mouth and thus (by swallowing) in the neck.

I thought I was gon' fuck, only paid fifty
Got a handjob in (my) neck, didn't stay with me

by Hellistrawberry May 28, 2022

Indirect Handjob

When you high five someone or shake their hand then jerk off

Yo I totally got an indirect handjob from your mom.

by Jason Freed May 1, 2016