Hag Hobble

When you get dicked down too hard and you can't walk straight the next morning.

Damn, check out Amanda's hag hobble! She must've been up late getting gigaboned.

by NumberOneBeefBoy June 29, 2024

hag-daddied

when something goes soo far beyond haggard that it she forbidden. stems from "haggard".

i jst gripped the new Jay-Z, the album is soo hag-daddied

by sweet.skunk January 15, 2009

fucked up old hag

Margaret Thatcher

🗿: You fucked up old hag
🗿: Ha ha, charade you are

by FatEngineer October 23, 2022

Crazy Old Hag

Mrs.Sims

Damn that Crazy Old Hag (Mrs.Sims) is here

by Firebird1995 May 24, 2018

enyaba the hag

Old bitch from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. DIO's helpful companion who was killed by some weird worms. Also she has a stand that is smoke entering your body and controlling you?

Joseph: oh no it's enyaba the hag!
Jotaro: she's dead.

by JoJo reference July 13, 2023

Fag Hag

A straight women how wants to have sex with gay man.

She knows he's gay, she's his Fag Hag. She wants to have sex with him but I don't think he's drunk enough yet...

by OmBoy January 8, 2015

The OG Hag

A middle-aged woman rocking a fat grey hairline and cheap neon colored eyeshadow, who wears foulards all year long and loves Hard Rock t-shirts.

„Hey G could you help me with a case?“
„No way I am too busy knitting socks for my cats!“
„Your such an The OG HAG, G!!!!“

by QueenOfTheFagHags November 4, 2020