Toilet Paper Hoarding

A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.

Those fuckers are toilet paper hoarding. Of all things...

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

horse glucose hoarder

a thief who steals glucose from horses using a syringe and hoards it for no apparent use.

Catch him! hes that horse glucose hoarder

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Toilet Paper Hoarder

The great toilet paper famine of 2020. Shortage of toilet paper in many homes due to idiots panic buying them to prevent a virus.

Did you see Jim yesterday? He is such a Toilet Paper Hoarder.

Jessica took all my toilet paper when we went to the party. Smh. Toilet Paper Hoarder

by Lildrav April 7, 2020

World Natural hotdogs

A stupid person eats a cattail plant

Man i sure do love golfing even when they got world natural hotdogs

by anonymous January 29, 2021

Coney Island Hotdog

When a poop log rests between the two buns of a booty, complete with chili beans from the night before.

"Man last night was crazy, we went out for a Coney Island Hotdog!"

"Woah man, I didn't know you were into that stuff!"

by nobodyatall February 3, 2021

Opposite of a hoarder

The opposite of a hoarder is known as a de clutterer. This person may compulsively get rid of belonging that are theirs and also things that do not belong to them. This person typically does not understand that everything they get rid of will eventually be needed. This leads to the dilemma of the individual having to rebuy things they have decluttered.

“Misty was the opposite of a hoarder. Her lifestyle was the barest of necessities.”

by Itsanotherword… February 16, 2022

like a hobo on a hotdog

Someone's eagerness to get something

Phillip went after the last piece of pizza like a hobo on a hotdog

by justaguy42 December 23, 2017