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Total Gym 

When you're bangin' a chubby chick in a variety of sexual positions then you finish from behind while jogging in place.
I needed a good workout but I was low on cash. So I picked up a fatty from the bar, made her nachos and hit the Total Gym in before the end of the day.
Total Gym by Drop Dead Duck September 14, 2010
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Boner in Gym Class 

Saying men use to compare something extremely embarrassing, to. Derived from experience some male teenagers go threw in which they get an erection in a gym class that ends up being extremely noticeable because of the loose basketball shorts everyone must wear in gym class.
Steve, "Dude did you just fart in front of Lisa?"
Brad, "Yeah, it was more embarrassing then a boner in gym class!"

posi gym shorts 

boys basketball shorts worn by bros who go to hardcore shows.
"yo did you see those posi gym shorts the kid in the pit is wearing?"

Garden City Gym Teacher

Almost the most fit teachers in the schools, minus the fact that some are overly weight and dive golf carts because they are too lazy to walk around. Some have special conditions, ex: shin splints,pacemakers,lesbian,gay

In the end most of the guys are especially hot
Dude your a gym teacher you must me a "Garden City Gym Teacher"!

Kegel Gym 

NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.
*Kegel Gym instructor*- Release ...And clench!
Kegel Gym by El ritardo June 1, 2019

Eminem Gym

(N.) A place where chocolate cover coated candies and Slim Shadys go to work out and flex up the glutes, and abdomens and such.
We all had a rin-dindin at the Eminem Gym.
Eminem Gym by G-Union May 21, 2003