gym nerd

Someone who goes to the gym but doesn't use the equipment. The average gym nerd continually talks about form and caloric intake. Being a gym nerd is often accompanied by a PT certification.

The gym nerd kept leering at me and tried to tell me I wasn't extending enough.

by WGstyles March 8, 2023

Gym

The best place one can possibly be to change. To be better. To be greater. To surpass his limitations and become strong and confident, but also a lot more happy. The gym is amazing because it teaches you so many things. Without hard work, there is no pay off. Without suffering, there is no salvation. I recommend it to 100% of the people of the planet. It can make anyone’s life 100% better but few people actually bother to try.

The gym is amazing. I get healthier, stronger and feel better overall. It has taught me that with hard work and with consistency, anything is possible

by TrynaBeAesthetic+GoodStudent March 13, 2023

Gym

Gym is a Place where people only go to be cool, but in reality they´re just omega GAY.

Person 1: Let´s go to the gym
Person 2: Nah bro, I´m already cool and not gay.

by K.K.J March 15, 2023

Wow Gym

Wow Gym
The gym you go to for looking wowie.

‘Hey, I gotta call ya later. I just got to the Wow Gym.’

Similar but different tone as ‘Wow Jim’

by Slarsh’n’Darsh April 2, 2023

Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Gym Shoe

A name for a disliked person or person who is doing or saying something that one does not like.

“Hold up gym shoe, who are you talking to like that?”

“Gym shoe, talking out the side of his neck.”

by P14mama February 15, 2023

cancel gyms

A term used by 300-pound individuals who claim they are "healthy fat people", who think gyms are fatphobic. In reality, they just use it as an excuse to eat Nikocado-tier Mukbangs every day.

Me: Man I want an 8-pack.
Fat girl: Omg, I can't believe it, cancel gyms!

by Deadboydoor517 February 18, 2023