Grimace Gut

The opposite condition of a Jared. The appearance a man/women/child gets when they partake of more than the recommended quantity of McDonald's happy meals or Big Macs. These person's ultimately grow into the outward appearance of Grimace, other than the purple color. The first warning sign in the transformation is the growth of a FUPA and quite possibly a moose knuckle. Unfortunatly many of these Grimace Gut owners do not know of their swollen condition and unintentionaly flaunt their goods in the site of the public eye. Somehow they are still able to wear thongs and 2-piece bikini's, much to the distress of onlookers.

Roseanne and Rosie have Grimace Guts, and Brittiny is on her way to growing one.

by Potaki June 17, 2007

gut moccasin

A long dark and foul smelling turd.

Don't go in there, I just released a gut moccasin!

by mongo March 4, 2004

gut grenade

Something that you get from McDonalds that makes your gut feel like it was punched in the stomach a few times.

I was in a hurry so I had to get a gut grenade....man that hurts!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 October 1, 2008

sperm gut

The stomach of a noticeably pregnant woman.

Lenny met that girl like 6 months ago, now's she's got a sperm gut. You do the math.

by vdog September 13, 2008

gut gravy

the fluid secreted by a vagina during sex; cum

come over here bitch and put that gut gravy on me

by mikemarshall3 October 15, 2008

slut guts

a girl who gets her holes filled regularly

dude look at that slut guts lol what a whore

by the original spanktastic February 26, 2009

zipper gut

Word to describe mexican women that have way to many kids. Its been said they should have a zipper on thier stomach to make birth more easy.

:Miller:
Damn look at that Skin with all them kids.


:Sonny:
Yep just another fucking zipper gut.

by Sonny/Miller September 3, 2005