greek bike ride

When you raise the seat on a bicycle up 10 + inches and remove the seat, and replace with a small container of feta cheese.

sunshine Dean went for a greek bike ride this afternoon.

by Dogboy Dave May 14, 2005

greek gang bang

A guy who dreams of having sex with as many sheep as he can instead of counting them.

My friend at work is always having a Greek gang bang, even during lunch.

by The Dudester September 5, 2006

greek tag

A traditional greek pastime. The objective is for people between the ages of 3- 43 to look at pictures of goats untill they grow an erection. The first one to grow an erection is "it" After growing an erection the person who is "it" must chase the others around the village untill their cumshot hits the opponent. The peson who is tagged must lick the cum off the other person and spit it into a lobsters asshole. Then they must cook the lobster and feed it to the local retard. The person tagged must have sex with the village retard until the retard has an orgasm or shits all over him.

It is important to stretch before a game of greek tag, wouldn't want to break my penis!

by Itchy Scratchy January 12, 2011

Cheek-to-Cheek Greek

When two individuals share a double-headed dildo anally. Classic positioning involves facing away from each other.

Bonnie and Susan were both on their periods so they opted to go Cheek-to-Cheek Greek even though it was no less messy.

by Lackologic December 26, 2011

greek foot massage

when receiving a foot massage the massuesse flips you over and forcibly shoves there thumb up your rectum

freind :how was the massage

victim :good till i found out it was a "greek foot massage "

by lulzilla October 21, 2008

seems Greek to me

It is when you don't know what a word means and you guess that it is Greek because that most words relate all the way back to Greece.

"Supraventricular Tachyarrhythmias what does that mean?," said my brother. "I have no idea seems Greek to me!," I say. "No seems more Latin to me," said my brother. Then I bowed my head in defeat.

by Al "The Computer Guy" May 17, 2004

Greek Tug of War

When two guys tug eachother's man-goods.

"I'm still sore from playing Greek Tug of War at that party last weekend".

by Mingus Mayhem October 17, 2010