GRAPE DOUCHE

A mixture of Island Blue Pucker Schnaaps and Watermelon Pucker Schnaaps

Last night we had a party and we drank quite a few Grape Douches

by Necki January 13, 2007

Statutory Grape

Legal. A form of vagrancy. Drinking wine in the park and passing out at the base of a statue.

Jack was over-celebrating his promotion and got picked up for statutory grape.

by Cabot Wonder August 9, 2009

Plucking the Grape from the Vine

Advanced 4-Star/Black Diamond variation of the "come hither" (see: come hither). Insert the index and middle finger in a boy-scout formation, into the vagina thereby stumulating the g-spot, while rubbing your thumb (preferrably licked) on the clitoris. Motion your three digits as if your were gently plucking a grape off the vine. AKA Cabernet Clit Rub.

Baby, What u doin' down there? U aint plucking the grape from the vine, are you??!!?? OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

by Moose McNewmsy December 24, 2008

Grape

Gape + Rape = Grape. Thus is Grape.

Did someone say grape?

by Mr. A. Furious Fork September 7, 2007

Grapes

The name given to prolapsed haemorrhoids, particularly when thrombosed due to the similar appearance.

Damn my grapes are playing up. Pass me that rubber ring, I need to sit down.

by Doctor N November 14, 2009

grape

The combined act of groping and rape. Usually done by leprechauns.

The leprechauns just had a grape fest over here.

by the-Vampire January 11, 2009

Got Any Grapes?

Asked by the Duck from The Duck Song in the most retarded and gayest way possible.

The Duck said to the man RUNNIN' THE STAND: "hey *bumbumbum* got any grapes?"

by Palogon June 26, 2016