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Gobble Wobble

When she jacks you off with her loose ass neck skin...
We were in the back of my truck and gave me the gobble wobble..
by juanmoretimeyess October 1, 2021
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backseat gamble

The act of intending to release a fart and accidently shitting one's pants instead.
I took a backseat gamble in WalMart and crapped out. It is important to note that the term was invented by the sleaze metal band Satan's Nipples from Greenville, SC.
by Conman31415 April 21, 2010
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Hobble Gobble Swobble

The act of crushing up any medication up into a line snorting it up and licking it off your face getting all sorts of f*cked eppppp!!!!!
pain killers muscle relaxers and adderall uppers downers anything you can get your greedy little hands on to Hobble Gobble Swobble
by Junkie Stunter August 16, 2012
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Lolly gobble bliss bombs

An australian carmel popcorn treat that sounds like something dirty.
"Yeah she gave me a lolly gobble bliss bombs."
by Chamboa January 17, 2017
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Gable

The two seater table in the corner at your local fastfood joint...
"Check out those two sitting at the gable, don't look now- but one of 'em is looking our way!"
by Chester Choda April 8, 2003
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gobble the goose

form of speech:Verb;
tense:Singular/Present tense

When a man performs oral sex on a woman
or vice versa, the "goose" would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring sexual intercourse, thus Gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from sex organs such as the penis or vagina, ect.

Other Forms of Speech:
Plural/present (Gobble the geese)
Singular/Past tense (Gobbled the goose)
Plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
Noun Form (Goose Gobbler)

Synonyms followed by (noun form):
Suck cock (cock sucker), Eat pussy (pussy eater), Guzzle Cum (Cum Guzzler), Muching carpet (Carpet Muncher), Sample the stick (Stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (Cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.

Antonyms in noun form:
Non-head'giving prude ass bitch.
-Hey Betty, I was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-Oh yeah, with who?
-Well, it was a number of people...i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a damn thing!
-Well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-I found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress...far too much for just one individual! So logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-Well I hear Jack produces a lot of man juice now a days...you could have just gobbled his goose
-How do you know of Jacks man juice production rate?
-I pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his cum, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!
by Tori January 4, 2004
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Gobble gobble

Guy: Hey, your chicken head just made Gobble gobble!
Other guy: Yeah, chicken heads make gobble gobble.
Guy: Ah yeah, cool.
by NicoSWD October 5, 2006
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