Glooby

“Glooby” is the adjective form of the noun “gloob”, which can be a liquid similar to cheap glue.

Glooby is a bastardised portmanteau of 'goopy' and 'gloomy', while also an antonym to 'groovy'. This means that Glooby is a state of being that many would consider “not cool” such as, bouts of seasonal depression, anxiety, dropping of a public facade, like a TV host who is happy on camera, but is always in a shitty mood in almost every other situation.

He’s groovy, and NEVER Glooby, Say it with him folks!

Mr Ant-Tenna’s T-V TIME!

by HyperTobaYT July 21, 2025

Gloon

Adj / Verb / Adverb

When you Goon so hard that your body starts to glow.

Person 1:
Man I just glooned SO hard last night.
Person 2:
Me too! Wanna have a Gloon off tomorrow?
Person 1:
Cowabunga dude! Of course!

by anonymous July 25, 2025

Gloopy boy

A fatass white boy

My friend Gavin and niko are gloopy boys.

by Moechicken August 1, 2025

Gloop Pudding

A thick, sticky, and irresistibly rich dessert found in fantastical candy realms, known for its swirling mix of molten chocolate, whipped cream, fudge chunks, and an overwhelming sense of indulgence.

As Willy Wonka introduced all the ticket winners into the factory, he welcomed them into a magical room filled with whimsy and adventure. "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Gloop Pudding Cook Off!"

by glooploverCO August 16, 2025

Gloomburst

gloom-burst

(noun)
A sudden, overwhelming wave of sadness or melancholy that hits out of nowhere.

“Out of nowhere, I had a gloomburst and couldn’t stop crying.”

by Sakurakage August 22, 2025

Gloomsday

The Aphelion of the cometary orbit towards Bloomsday on June 16, the day of days for fans of James Joyce’s _Ulysses_. December 15 is thus Gloomsday, the furthest calendrical point from Bloomsday. Gloomsday is said to have been marked on Salisbury plain by the ancients, who used megalithic alignments to predict the birth of Joyce thousands of years into the future. Remarkably, they were only half an hour out when he finally arrived into the world on 2 February 1882.

God damn, it's Gloomsday.

by The Man in the Macintosh September 20, 2025

gloodge

Real sticky cum.

Carl: Hey, did you see Carl's new car?
Carl: I don't get it.

Carl: Gloodge is real sticky cum.

by CarlsNewCar October 4, 2025