fender guitars

A way of getting people to stop talking, usually on the internet.

Ariana: absolutely gorgeous.
Amy: Awh♥ I miss you ari. ):
Nathan: fender guitars.

by fenderguitars April 22, 2011

Fundraiser

The act of putting a joint in the bowl of a pipe. then lighting the joint ans smoking it through the pipe.

James "dude im tired of smoking normal weed out of normal bowls"

Tom "lets roll a joint and try a fundraiser"

by jebadydoda September 9, 2011

fender

When you are coming off an extreme swamp hangover and nothing but the most unhealthy food will get you back on your feet

Bro #1: holy shit man that party in the 'Cuse was loko
Bro #2: ya dude im pretty sure I still can taste the chunder from this morning, could totally go for some fender right now
Crazy Carney: Well howdy-do folks how about some good 'ol 'merican deep fried oreos!

by ragnar117 May 24, 2012

fundraging

Fundraging is a pathetic form of fundraising in which you throw a party and sell alcohol, usually to minors illegally, and the profits go to a particular organization. It's an easy way to make money but that money is probably cursed because it was obtained illegally. Fundraging is for people who are too lazy to do canning outside the bars and ask drunk people to donate to their cause.

So, we're thinking about fundraging for our club to raise money. Anyone want to volunteer their house. Remember, we can't officially put our names on this so just mention at the end of a meeting or something. This is an easy way to make money so make sure to invite tons of people!

by keepyourheadup111 October 13, 2013

fondering

Pondering about something while fondling yourself.

I just sat around today fondering about what to do tomorrow.

by chaingrabber January 10, 2015

Thatchers Funeral

Slang for £10million or a large amount of GBP/Money.

Stoke have offered a Thatchers funeral for Grant Holt

by DareTheDev April 17, 2013

Viking Funeral

When you're smoking a cigarette while taking a dump, and you lift up your junk and toss the butt into the bowl, and it lands on top of your turd and keeps burning. The only solution to this tragic epic is to give the fallen warrior an expedited trip to Valhalla through the boiling kettle of Hymer, i.e., a courtesy flush.

I was smoking in the john this morning, and I got a Viking funeral. I had to give it a quick flush before it totally stunk up the place.

by OldOllie July 21, 2016