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feltch a goat

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "
Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.
by Wordupyo! February 9, 2015
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Fetch

That car is SO FETCH.
Her outfit is FETCH.
by Dlore February 29, 2016
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Fetch

Basically like cool and on fleek combined.
that's sooo fetch
by kayleyrobert July 26, 2016
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Fetch

Something that is not happening
"Wow, that skirt is so fetch!"
'Stop trying to make fetch happen."
by KingKontroversy03 March 13, 2017
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Fetch

Something you say to a dog so that it will get that object
Come on lassie , fetch
by JelloMan128 September 6, 2017
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flenchy

the leftover poo dangling from your butthole that you try to jiggle off into the toilet
my flenchy won’t come off i might have to wipe it
by flenchyfarm June 15, 2018
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fetch

the term gretchen weiners uses on mean girls when referring to “english slang” that actually only means to go retrieve something and bring back.
Gretchen: So fetch!
Regina: WHAT IS FETCH!??!
Gretchen: It’s like, slang... from... england?
by TheIntelligentBlackKid October 13, 2018
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