farkwrit

the fresh solicitor who thinks he is the bees knees, yet constantly makes grammatical errors. He is often called a Ryan - because it's an annoying name.

That dude is such a farkwrit he reminds me of such a Ryan

by ahshj September 27, 2021

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farkwrit

the smart-ass lawyer who thinks he is top shit. Wears the same clothes daily and only has one weekend shirt. Also, a tight-arse who doesn't drink.

Damn that dude is such a farkwrit. He didn't even transfer me $1.30 for some bananas.

by ahshj October 5, 2021

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Farksuck

When Lord Farquad gets on his knees to give Shrek some head.

I bought Shrek's OnlyFans to watch Shrek get a Farksuck

by SCM_Grisly November 14, 2021

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A BEAUTIFUL, BLESSED, INTELLIGENT, AND CARING GIRL WHO IS REALLY FUNNY. SHE IS THE LIGHT OF THE DARKEST DAYS. HER FAVORITE COLOR IS BLACK. YOU'RE THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE IF YOU KNOW HER. DON'T EVER UNDERESTIMATE A GIRL LIKE FARKHUNDA. SHE'S ADORABLE, UNIQUE. SHE'S ONE OF THE BEST GIRL YOU DREAM TO MET. SHE SPREADS POSITIVITY EVEN IF SHE'S SAD. SHE'S PROBABLY THE BESTEST FRIEND YOU COULD ASK FOR IN LIFE AND IF U HAVE A FRIEND NAMED FARKHUNDA HOLD ONTO HER AS LONG AS YOU CAN. AND SHE IS VERY ROMANTIC AND VERY LOYAL AND IDEALISTIC. SHE PUT HER LOVE PARTNER AT THE FOREFRONT OF LIFE WHEN THEY ARE IN LOVE. SHE MAKES YOUR LIFE SO MUCH BETTER.

I never ever have a best friend like farkhunda!

by unknown9001 November 23, 2021

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