Banana Fight

A fight between 2 or more gay guys in which they can only use their dicks to hit each other.

Tim: Were you looking at my boyfriend

Jim: Maybe I was what are you going to do about it?

Tim: I think were going to have to start a banana fight

Jim: Bring it on!

This fight ends with both Jim and Tim being covered in eachothers jiz and two broken bananas.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

sword fighting

A playful sexual game in which two men attack each other with erect penises.

Sword fighting is an activity I have never engaged in (nor plan to). I prefer the ladies.

by Bungalow Bill June 13, 2002

tampon fight

When two or more people (usually women) engage in a battle involving the throwing of used tampons at one another in a way that can be either used for recreation or to solve a political dispute.

There exists a variation of the activity known as extreme tampon fighting in which the tampons are set aflame before projection.

Sir you have offended me! i challenge you to a tampon fight!!

by Sexy Mexican Maid February 24, 2008

Fight Me

When someone is so hot/cute it makes you so angry you begin to hate them, and want to fight them.

Michael Clifford: *breathes*
Me: FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by Space Ferret March 18, 2015

Irish fight song

The most recognized football fight song in the nation without any debates. Often played for the University of Notre Dame's football team, which is often referred as the most storied football program in the nation.

I hate Notre Dame, but the Irish fight song is money.

by gocatsgo September 14, 2006

Fight club

One of the most ate up movies I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. It was a great movie, however.

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

by Not Zane September 10, 2004

fuck, fight, or hold the light

A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.

Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.

In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"

Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.

John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 10, 2008