guerilla english

1) To completely confuse someone when it is least expected or appropriate.
2) Used to get someones attention by suprising them with an unexpected response to a question or comment.

Jim: "Hey Bob, beautiful weather we're having isn't it?"

Bob, cutting Jim of at the end of his sentance

Bob: "What did you call me?"

jim has just been guerilla english ambushed

by shintox February 12, 2008

Tarzan English

Broken version of English that is used by software developers all around the world who don't speak English as their native tongue.

Instead of: "I can have that done for you in few hours, sir", using Tarzan English, they would say something along the lines of: "Only few hours, sir, for you I have that done!"

by DeveloperFromEurope June 4, 2016

write an english paper

See see a man about a wallaby.

I'm gonna go write an english paper.

by pt_Kreepy March 22, 2004

Plug and Chug English

The attempt to quantify language by forcing parameters, such as Jane Schafer Method, on writers, and thereby inhibiting the creativity of entire student populations.

eg.

A concrete detail is always accompanied by two commentaries.

Body Paragraph = CD + CM + CM + CD + CM + CM

English teachers that think inside the box force their students to learn Plug and Chug English.

by James Caton February 14, 2008

Sleep Deprived English

A form or use of the english language that tends to go off topic and constantly slur in speech. This form of english is common among most teenagers.

Guy 1: He dude are you alright?

Guy 2: Oh yeaah man, im joost fiiine... Is that what she really looks like?

Guy 1: Dude, you are speaking some major Sleep Deprived English.

by Dumbbunny99 November 5, 2011

english bellows

A cloud of flatulence that escapes from underneath a blanket, sheet, or comforter, and into the face of the occupants.

While often on accident, this can happen on purpose much in the same manner as the dutch oven.

"Don't move, I just stoked the fire and I don't want to give you the english bellows."

by Lord_Flatulence October 27, 2009

Englaised

Amalgamation of 'England' and 'malaise'.

The feeling an English person gets from England's winter weather.

A dark, brooding, cold and wet atmosphere, rendering you tired, uncomfortable with a healthy pinch of depression.

Sam: "Jesus, look at that depressing grey sky, I think it's raining as well - I'm going to stay in today."

Mike: "Yeah, me too. I'm feeling truly 'englaised' - maybe see you in six months when the sun comes out."

by jazz4 March 5, 2011