Englaised

Amalgamation of 'England' and 'malaise'.

The feeling an English person gets from England's winter weather.

A dark, brooding, cold and wet atmosphere, rendering you tired, uncomfortable with a healthy pinch of depression.

Sam: "Jesus, look at that depressing grey sky, I think it's raining as well - I'm going to stay in today."

Mike: "Yeah, me too. I'm feeling truly 'englaised' - maybe see you in six months when the sun comes out."

Englaised by jazz4 March 5, 2011

Englished 

To get unbelievably stupid drunk

I went to McSorleys the other night and got so englished that I fell asleep on the train and wound up in the middle of nowhere.

Englished by DBrads March 12, 2008

Englished 

To be intoxicated to the point of extreme motor skills failure. To spill beverages on ones clothing or body if, due to bets and challenges, one is not wearing clothing anymore. The point at which the illogical seems logical and doors, chairs, vases, and glasses are begging one to break them.

You don't remember last night? Your shirt was more wet than dry and you were past Terry Schiavo drunk, you were Englished.

Englished by dDaVmFmRmKtMtWrDjS February 2, 2009

Englished 

to be Englished — v. to be unnecessarily addressed, and/or assisted (verbally or by means of written script) in pidgin English (by some ignorant but well-meaning local, rather than in the local language. ). This will usually happen to ex-pats, especially in countries still developing and/or with little exposure/ to foreigners and with poor international level education, like Japan.

"I got Englished in the bookstore this afternoon by an old Japanese hag asking me where I was from. Then I got bloomin' Englished again in the "Pig and Whistle", handed a gobbledegook Romaji menu after I'd already ordered in Japanese, for feck's sake..."

Englished by Deke Miller April 13, 2007

englanded 

Getting England shoved in your face or doing something that is typical to England

You just got Englanded!

englanded by Tabbarn April 15, 2015

Englished 

When you are spending all of your time with a guy who acts like he is into you. He pays for your meals and holds your hand and tells you how great you are and how pretty you are and sends you mixed messages all the time. But he doesn't want to go any further than that. He just wants a pretty girl to hang out with and make him feel better about himself. This guy either has 1. an overall fear of commitment 2. a FWB with an ugly chick that he can't bring in public 3. can't get over his ex. Possibly all three. Origins: Eric English - the master of the game

I thought Adam wanted to date me but turns out I was just being Englished.

Englished by Penelope Honeywell May 24, 2017

Englandised 

Making something not English English!

This song has been Englandised

Englandised by Fullmetalmaster July 22, 2020