duew

One who acts childish, whorish, like an ass, stupid, or just plain duewish.

John Mayer is a duew.

by Urbandweller15 February 24, 2010

dropping the duece

the act or an instance of taking a shit or performing the "number 2".

Sorry I couldn't get to your phone call last night. I was on the crapper blowing out my ass and dropping the duece.

by royale11 August 8, 2008

the gay duel

when two guys are buttnaked, standing ass-to-ass, take 3 steps (4 steps if African-American), turn, and see who can jack-off on the other person quickest

a duel, a GAY DUEL.
two guys face off in the gay duel. (noun)

by uniballer 2in. March 23, 2010

duece

1. feces, related to number 2
2. car with dual carburetors

1. "this is the third time I've had to drop a duece while riding on the interstate"

2. "revved up like a duece, another runner in the night"

by protocoldroid June 23, 2004

duende

The person you imagine someone to be. (noun or Title, i.e., "Mr.") We all make assumptions about people we know and may even assume that they are angry with us; but when we confront them about it, they have no idea what we're talking about. We've been having a conversation with their "duende." (From the Spanish word for "elf.")

Duende Todd told me that he didn't like SciFi films, so I never asked Todd to go to see one. Weeks ago, he wasn't feeling well when we watched one, so I interpretted that as him not liking SciFi at all. I apparently was only speaking with his duende. He really enjoys SciFi.

by Joe Casserly November 18, 2007

duece

getting second tokes on a spliff, blunt etc.

yo i call duece on the blunt

by dunworryaboutit March 4, 2009

double duece

when two people press their ass holes together and shit into one another's ass hole

double duece is an action similar to 2girls1cup, 2girls1finger, and 4 girls fingerpaint

by Laxative Excrament March 1, 2008